(Gelb) Zack Wheeler a conservé la côte qui a été retirée pour corriger son syndrome du défilé thoracique. C’est dans son placard. Il est content de ses progrès. Orion Kerkering souffre d’une souche aux ischio-jambiers de grade 1. Il sera un peu en retard. Il en sera de même pour Michael Mercado (épaule) et Dan Robert (cardiovasculaire).
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Par see_mohn
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oh yeah let’s just put all the normal news in the same post as the rib in a closet post
Now that’s how you write a lede.
Oh
mmmm…ribs
Pitchers are so fucking weird I love it
Hockey goalie ass pitcher right there.
« Cmon… It worked for Adam… Turn into an Eve »
I have my amputated toes on my bookshelf.
Yeah he probably is never going to be the same again. That sounds like an insane op to come back from.
So that’s what Matt Harvey did wrong
Didn’t need this info at all
It’s like Andy Kaufman and the cyst he had removed.
Whoa whoa whoa, there’s still plenty of meat on that rib. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato, baby you got a stew goin’!
When my knee was replaced I was told that they are no longer allowed to send people home with their old body parts.
so 3 players all broke the same exact bone in their hand and Wheeler just has a rib bone chilling in his closet.
And hear I thought MIL entering spring training with zero 3rd baseman was going to be the biggest story.
How can you not be romantic about baseball.
There’s a Marilyn Manson joke in there somewhere.
The old Marilyn Manson procedure
Zack « Marilyn Manson » Wheeler
Yes, this is the type of psycho you want pitching in October
yeah they tend to do that, iirc Jared Walsh has his as well
Even the reporting of the fact he has his own freaking rib removed via surgery, and gifted back to him, to just store in the closet is not being reported in a way that conveys how messed up it is.
Fuck that, I’d have it sealed in that shit to make it last forever and proudly display it in my living room. I forget what it’s called.
I don’t know that I’ve ever seen (cardiovascular) listed on an injury report. It could mean a serious heart problem, or that the dude showed up to camp super out of shape.
This motherfucker really out here having real life skeletons in his closet
Meanwhile, I asked to keep the bone shards out of my wrist when I broke it 2 years ago and I was told that was « wildly unsanitary » and « a weird thing to ask »
So if a rib was used to create Eve for Adam, does that mean Zach is going to create the perfect catcher for himself?
I love spring training reporting more then I actually enjoy the act of spring training. That’s about par for the course with pitchers. Give me all the weirdest tidbits.
You can’t skip over “this guy has his own rib in his closet” so casually