So often you see vague details on injuries.. I wonder why they decided to be oddly specific for this one lol
Disused_Yeti
would’ve figured knuckle balls put less strain on you
ReyOrdonez4HOF
If you’ve never had a painful hemorrhoid, thank your deity of choice, because it’s absolutely brutal. Anal fissures are even worse (shoutout Kaz Matsui).
Patriahts
So it’s not so much the pitching but riding the bench that’s a problem
ajteitel
Knuckleballs may save your arm, but it won’t save your ass
andrewgroans
Might have some trouble riding that pine…
sfan27
Padres need a bidet.
jerseys4321
Hey, I’m trying to eat lunch here
Jonjon428
Oooof
ColaBottleBaby
Hes just like me fr
Weaponized_Goose
He’s just like me fr
tenthsandwich
Can they not just say « lower body discomfort »
thenewjetzzfan
Kaz Matsui to the white courtesy phone, please.
Kaz Matsui to the white courtesy phone.
SensibleBrownPants
Matt’s going to make a fortune as the face of Preparation-H.
931634
Unexpected roids
LutherOfTheRogues
I mean i’ve had them before and they do really, really suck
A bidet solves this problem
Kookslams
(asshole bleeding)
sakaESR
Too many Cali burritos, understandable
Specialist_Boat_8479
How long till the Jazz pull this one out
MidtownKC
George Brett had a highly publicized bout with the Big H during the ’80 World Series. Had to nearly hit .400, try to kill an umpire and shit his pants just to get people to forget. Good luck, Waldron.
ProudInfluence3770
I *should* rewatch the Cartmanland episode of South Park
ShortingIsAScam
Dude, it’s ok to lie sometimes. Lower body injury would be just fine.
fightinyoda
The injury report should have better balanced vagueness and specificity so we’d all wonder wth happened.
15-day IL: Matt Waldron, lower body injury (taint)
SunriseSurprise
I like the « shut him down » wording.
« Hey Craig, I’m having some…issues and not sure what to do. »
« Hey Matt, what kind of issues? »
« I don’t know…I think it’s…maybe Hemorrhoids? »
*Craig quickly picks up phone and texts someone* « Oh, ok sure buddy, just wait here a moment. How’s the wife? »
« Oh she’s doing great! Health good and all th-…hey who’re these guys-…wait, what are you d-…no…**NOOOOOOOOO!** »
« *Better you than me, pal.* *goes over to rest of team as Waldron taken away in a strait jacket* ANYONE ELSE HAVE HEMORRHOIDS? »
trashboatfourtwenty
Sounds like he needs more Preparation..
Superb_Chemistry2242
So what’s the Suppoistory here?
DegenGamer725
waiting for the Talkin Baseball graphic
Bori_D_Teech
I’d say sit these games out but it might make it worse
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Ouch
Asshole move
No me like knuckle ball 🙁
George Brett does not like this
So often you see vague details on injuries.. I wonder why they decided to be oddly specific for this one lol
would’ve figured knuckle balls put less strain on you
If you’ve never had a painful hemorrhoid, thank your deity of choice, because it’s absolutely brutal. Anal fissures are even worse (shoutout Kaz Matsui).
So it’s not so much the pitching but riding the bench that’s a problem
Knuckleballs may save your arm, but it won’t save your ass
Might have some trouble riding that pine…
Padres need a bidet.
Hey, I’m trying to eat lunch here
Oooof
Hes just like me fr
He’s just like me fr
Can they not just say « lower body discomfort »
Kaz Matsui to the white courtesy phone, please.
Kaz Matsui to the white courtesy phone.
Matt’s going to make a fortune as the face of Preparation-H.
Unexpected roids
I mean i’ve had them before and they do really, really suck
A bidet solves this problem
(asshole bleeding)
Too many Cali burritos, understandable
How long till the Jazz pull this one out
George Brett had a highly publicized bout with the Big H during the ’80 World Series. Had to nearly hit .400, try to kill an umpire and shit his pants just to get people to forget. Good luck, Waldron.
I *should* rewatch the Cartmanland episode of South Park
Dude, it’s ok to lie sometimes. Lower body injury would be just fine.
The injury report should have better balanced vagueness and specificity so we’d all wonder wth happened.
15-day IL: Matt Waldron, lower body injury (taint)
I like the « shut him down » wording.
« Hey Craig, I’m having some…issues and not sure what to do. »
« Hey Matt, what kind of issues? »
« I don’t know…I think it’s…maybe Hemorrhoids? »
*Craig quickly picks up phone and texts someone* « Oh, ok sure buddy, just wait here a moment. How’s the wife? »
« Oh she’s doing great! Health good and all th-…hey who’re these guys-…wait, what are you d-…no…**NOOOOOOOOO!** »
« *Better you than me, pal.* *goes over to rest of team as Waldron taken away in a strait jacket* ANYONE ELSE HAVE HEMORRHOIDS? »
Sounds like he needs more Preparation..
So what’s the Suppoistory here?
waiting for the Talkin Baseball graphic
I’d say sit these games out but it might make it worse