> Wagner’s lawsuit says she was hit by the drink and claims she felt immediate pain, and that in addition to bruising and swelling, she also lost the normal use of her arm.
Man, just how heavy are the BuzzBallz there? By the sound of it, it seems like that thing hit her at 100+ mph for her to have lost normal use of her arm.
chief1555
“The children reportedly experienced « fear, shock, and emotional distress » from witnessing their mother’s injury.”
AcrobaticCarrot2293
I will sue the Dodgers because the sun was too sunny during a day game.
ello_officer
Ah yes, it’s the dodgers fault that somebody threw a container. Why didn’t security take their arms away so they couldn’t do this?!
chuck212
So by buying a ticket you’re agreeing that you accept the inherent risks of the game, getting hit by a ball, boozy or not seems to be covered.
meerkatmreow
> She claims that the organization should have predicted that serving alcohol in « containers capable of being thrown or falling » would create « a foreseeable risk of harm to spectators. »
Pretty much anything can be thrown or fall. What the hell are they supposed to serve it in?
BedCotFillyPapers
> She claims that the organization should have predicted that serving alcohol in « containers capable of being thrown or falling » would create « a foreseeable risk of harm to spectators. »
I get what they mean, but it really sounds like they’re suggesting that there is a type of beverage container that cannot be thrown and/or is immune to the effects of gravity.
magikarp2122
So no containers that can fall or be thrown? Cups can fall, and if they have ice in them can be heavy enough to cause harm, so those have to go. Bottles absolutely have to go. So no drinks period I guess.
djn24
>In addition to the negligence claim, Wagner is also suing the Dodgers for premises liability. She claims that the organization should have predicted that serving alcohol in « containers capable of being thrown or falling » would create « a foreseeable risk of harm to spectators. »
>She claims the Dodgers failed to warn her and others of the « dangerous condition » allegedly created by the Buzz Balls at the park.
If the lawsuit was that concessions sold alcohol to a clearly intoxicated person that then became violent, then I see the angle.
But these things reportedly weigh about a pound. So the lawsuit is trying to argue that seeking 1 lb objects in the stadium is a liability to the team? So does she not want them selling souvenir baseballs? Do fans have to immediately give back foul balls and home runs?
This seems like it will be laughed out of court quickly if it even makes it there.
RemarkableMaybe2011
buzzballz??
UniqueEditor8372
You all laugh but she might be on to something. By serving BuzzBallz you’re inviting the kind of person who willingly drinks BuzzBallz and that *is* the kind of person who would throw hard objects at people’s heads.
reptanim
That was probably just a Blake Snell pitch.
Atraktape
To quote Canelo: “Pay day, you want pay day. I know that.”
OrganicValley_
I would also like to sue the Dodgers. They can’t get away with what they did to the Brewers last season.
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This belongs on « not the onion »
They’ll defer the settlement
I’m suing the Dodgers for different reasons
> Wagner’s lawsuit says she was hit by the drink and claims she felt immediate pain, and that in addition to bruising and swelling, she also lost the normal use of her arm.
Man, just how heavy are the BuzzBallz there? By the sound of it, it seems like that thing hit her at 100+ mph for her to have lost normal use of her arm.
“The children reportedly experienced « fear, shock, and emotional distress » from witnessing their mother’s injury.”
I will sue the Dodgers because the sun was too sunny during a day game.
Ah yes, it’s the dodgers fault that somebody threw a container. Why didn’t security take their arms away so they couldn’t do this?!
So by buying a ticket you’re agreeing that you accept the inherent risks of the game,
getting hit by a ball, boozy or not seems to be covered.
> She claims that the organization should have predicted that serving alcohol in « containers capable of being thrown or falling » would create « a foreseeable risk of harm to spectators. »
Pretty much anything can be thrown or fall. What the hell are they supposed to serve it in?
> She claims that the organization should have predicted that serving alcohol in « containers capable of being thrown or falling » would create « a foreseeable risk of harm to spectators. »
I get what they mean, but it really sounds like they’re suggesting that there is a type of beverage container that cannot be thrown and/or is immune to the effects of gravity.
So no containers that can fall or be thrown? Cups can fall, and if they have ice in them can be heavy enough to cause harm, so those have to go. Bottles absolutely have to go. So no drinks period I guess.
>In addition to the negligence claim, Wagner is also suing the Dodgers for premises liability. She claims that the organization should have predicted that serving alcohol in « containers capable of being thrown or falling » would create « a foreseeable risk of harm to spectators. »
>She claims the Dodgers failed to warn her and others of the « dangerous condition » allegedly created by the Buzz Balls at the park.
If the lawsuit was that concessions sold alcohol to a clearly intoxicated person that then became violent, then I see the angle.
But these things reportedly weigh about a pound. So the lawsuit is trying to argue that seeking 1 lb objects in the stadium is a liability to the team? So does she not want them selling souvenir baseballs? Do fans have to immediately give back foul balls and home runs?
This seems like it will be laughed out of court quickly if it even makes it there.
buzzballz??
You all laugh but she might be on to something. By serving BuzzBallz you’re inviting the kind of person who willingly drinks BuzzBallz and that *is* the kind of person who would throw hard objects at people’s heads.
That was probably just a Blake Snell pitch.
To quote Canelo: “Pay day, you want pay day. I know that.”
I would also like to sue the Dodgers. They can’t get away with what they did to the Brewers last season.
Sounds like she needs more buzzballz
Catch!
Did she just NOW sober up???