As a former vuvuzela owner, I can confirm why those things are banned. Thing could double as a train horn it’s so loud.
Atraktape
The thing about vuvuzelas is that once you let them in it st…BBBBBBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Atraktape
I like how they are also like « man fuck kazoos »
SF_DeversBaby
Ah I understand the empty seats now
dnagi
Pour one out for the survivors that remember the 2010 World Cup
May death finally bring eternal silence to your tinnitus riddled ears
cp_sabotage
lol you can bring a goddamn trumpet?
TheGrabbinDragon
But I can bring a Trumpet?
_HGCenty

Dinolord05
Puerto Rico is gonna be 🔥🔥🔥 compared to Houston and Miami. I can’t wait.
DaddyDanceParty
The 2010 World Cup is to stadium security what 9/11 was to the TSA
Pigeon-Police
I think the kazoo is just happy to be mentioned.
SouthDoctor1046
You mean the Grenade Whistle?
Flinkaroo

Cowbell you say?
ProudInfluence3770
*BUTT SCRATCHER HERE GET YOUR BUTT SCRATCHER HERE*
SinglecoilsFTW
every sporting event should allow one blackout drunk fan 3 air horn honks to be used at their discretion as part of the home team advantage
cooljammer00
Good? Everybody hated them after that one time.
obviousthrowawayyalI
Trumpets are allowed but not fucking kazoos? wtf?
ChrisRiley_42
You know what this baseball needs?
More cowbell!
slicebishybosh
So there’s a « Guira » and a « Guiro ». Imagine the embarrassment if you were playing the wrong one…
westsidejedi
Why the ban on thunder sticks? They’re used a ton in the Tokyo pool
Dead_End_Street
*mariachi bands marked safe*
LuckyStax
No pots or pans as drums guys
slicebishybosh
So guitars are allowed and it doesn’t say amplifiers are NOT allowed… Any one want to help me wheel in my 100w head with a 4×12 speaker cabinet?
rostov007
A trumpet is a vuvuzela if you know how to play it like one
seanofkelley
Banning thunder sticks is unamerican
DaBusDriva2
Get out that kitchen and rattle those pots and pans 🎶
Faber1089
You can bring a trumpet, but not a kazoo? That’s so weird.
theGhostOfWesWally
I believe that’s actually standard procedure at loanDepot park the last few seasons.
shingofan
What’s wrong with thunder sticks?
FlamingPoppy5510
‘Pots & Pans’ would only appear on the prohibited list after some drunk idiot tried smuggling it into a stadium in the past.
Tridenthead
Didgeridoo unspecified. The Australians are taking up arms
Shadowwo1f05
lol who will bring their pots and pans to the game
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As a former vuvuzela owner, I can confirm why those things are banned. Thing could double as a train horn it’s so loud.
The thing about vuvuzelas is that once you let them in it st…BBBBBBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
I like how they are also like « man fuck kazoos »
Ah I understand the empty seats now
Pour one out for the survivors that remember the 2010 World Cup
May death finally bring eternal silence to your tinnitus riddled ears
lol you can bring a goddamn trumpet?
But I can bring a Trumpet?

Puerto Rico is gonna be 🔥🔥🔥 compared to Houston and Miami. I can’t wait.
The 2010 World Cup is to stadium security what 9/11 was to the TSA
I think the kazoo is just happy to be mentioned.
You mean the Grenade Whistle?

Cowbell you say?
*BUTT SCRATCHER HERE GET YOUR BUTT SCRATCHER HERE*
every sporting event should allow one blackout drunk fan 3 air horn honks to be used at their discretion as part of the home team advantage
Good? Everybody hated them after that one time.
Trumpets are allowed but not fucking kazoos? wtf?
You know what this baseball needs?
More cowbell!
So there’s a « Guira » and a « Guiro ». Imagine the embarrassment if you were playing the wrong one…
Why the ban on thunder sticks? They’re used a ton in the Tokyo pool
*mariachi bands marked safe*
No pots or pans as drums guys
So guitars are allowed and it doesn’t say amplifiers are NOT allowed… Any one want to help me wheel in my 100w head with a 4×12 speaker cabinet?
A trumpet is a vuvuzela if you know how to play it like one
Banning thunder sticks is unamerican
Get out that kitchen and rattle those pots and pans 🎶
You can bring a trumpet, but not a kazoo? That’s so weird.
I believe that’s actually standard procedure at loanDepot park the last few seasons.
What’s wrong with thunder sticks?
‘Pots & Pans’ would only appear on the prohibited list after some drunk idiot tried smuggling it into a stadium in the past.
Didgeridoo unspecified. The Australians are taking up arms
lol who will bring their pots and pans to the game