Top-5 are all among the top-4 teams from last year. Obviously being slow is the key to winning baseball.
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VGJunky
Jogging for some groundouts?
Krillin-Villain
Seeing a list of people slower than Stanton is always crazy lol
Disused_Yeti
more like SLOWhei amirite
MarlKarx777
Not everyone can be an elite two-way player like Alejandro Kirk
JawnGriddy
Time to blow it up
10thGenS1
Chandler Simpson
UsErNaMeS_aR_DuMb
Giancarlo “Faster than Ohtani” Stanton
doyer_bleu
It’s not his fault
Former-Sea-8070
Advanced metrics should be disallowed until mid-season
Substantial_Bill2148
But why?
Eastern_Antelope_832
My first guess is that whatever Shohei’s doing is being mischaracterized as a « competitive run. »
da3n_vmo
IS THERE NOTHING THIS MAN CAN’T DO?!?!?!?
gpes3280
Imagine being lower than Alejandro Kirk?
CabbageStockExchange
Smh my washed GOAT
IppeiWasFramed
The guilt finally caught up with him and is weighing him down.
Spud_Rancher
More like Slohtani
SoCalCognac
Giancarlo Stanton being faster than Shohei Ohtani. Never thought I’d hear that sentence.
pilotharrison
My man Kirky

incredibad29
Competitive Runs sounds like my morning routine.
pincurlsandcutegirls
Kirky wheels, Kirky speed 🔥🏎️
Devotoc
even on this list the royals are mid
McChillbone
Dude now has to save his legs because he pitches once a week.
We know he isn’t slow. We know he can steal bases. He just probably isn’t going to anymore since he’s back to pitching.
socool111
I always wanted to see like a classic slow runner (like a catcher)or a big dude that just Famously is slow as shit (Colon comes to mind), and have that dude race against a normal 30 something fan who hasn’t done anything athletic in years and doesn’t go to the gym regularly.
And just see what the difference is
throwawaycanadian2
Today is the day: Kirk is faster than Ohtani. It is a fact.
hundredbagger
You mean 30/30 SB Josh Naylor?
NephewHotTake
Barry Bonds would never
knucklepuck17
Stanton was kinda moving last night
mechabeast
Money is heavy
raystheroof1
He is actually 2 players so technically (maybe) you have to halve that.
Cgouiyn
Ohtani played with Pujols, and its finally catching up to him
CalebosO4
Early season stats are funny
Yonessyo
He knows his art of war.
Vandal_A
Giancarlo – certified speed demon!
WrickDinkles
Take it easy on him. His team played more games last year than anybody other than the Blue Jays.
Everyday-Lurk
Arraez is actually slower than Stanton? It wasn’t that way on Saturday. What’s happening here lol
doobydoowab
Envisioning all these players in an all out sprint but they’re stuck in slo-mo
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My man Alejandro Kirk
Kirk out there hauling ass.
Top-5 are all among the top-4 teams from last year. Obviously being slow is the key to winning baseball.
[deleted]
Jogging for some groundouts?
Seeing a list of people slower than Stanton is always crazy lol
more like SLOWhei amirite
Not everyone can be an elite two-way player like Alejandro Kirk
Time to blow it up
Chandler Simpson
Giancarlo “Faster than Ohtani” Stanton
It’s not his fault
Advanced metrics should be disallowed until mid-season
But why?
My first guess is that whatever Shohei’s doing is being mischaracterized as a « competitive run. »
IS THERE NOTHING THIS MAN CAN’T DO?!?!?!?
Imagine being lower than Alejandro Kirk?
Smh my washed GOAT
The guilt finally caught up with him and is weighing him down.
More like Slohtani
Giancarlo Stanton being faster than Shohei Ohtani. Never thought I’d hear that sentence.
My man Kirky

Competitive Runs sounds like my morning routine.
Kirky wheels, Kirky speed 🔥🏎️
even on this list the royals are mid
Dude now has to save his legs because he pitches once a week.
We know he isn’t slow. We know he can steal bases. He just probably isn’t going to anymore since he’s back to pitching.
I always wanted to see like a classic slow runner (like a catcher)or a big dude that just Famously is slow as shit (Colon comes to mind), and have that dude race against a normal 30 something fan who hasn’t done anything athletic in years and doesn’t go to the gym regularly.
And just see what the difference is
Today is the day: Kirk is faster than Ohtani. It is a fact.
You mean 30/30 SB Josh Naylor?
Barry Bonds would never
Stanton was kinda moving last night
Money is heavy
He is actually 2 players so technically (maybe) you have to halve that.
Ohtani played with Pujols, and its finally catching up to him
Early season stats are funny
He knows his art of war.
Giancarlo – certified speed demon!
Take it easy on him. His team played more games last year than anybody other than the Blue Jays.
Arraez is actually slower than Stanton? It wasn’t that way on Saturday. What’s happening here lol
Envisioning all these players in an all out sprint but they’re stuck in slo-mo