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Lors du dévoilement de la statue d’Ichiro à l’extérieur du parc T-Mobile, la chauve-souris s’est brisée


Lors du dévoilement de la statue d’Ichiro à l’extérieur du parc T-Mobile, la chauve-souris s’est brisée

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Par LandLockedSailor

21 Comments

  1. Eggablist

    im sure this means nothing and signifies nothing sinister incoming about the rest of the mariners season

  2. ContinuumGuy

    Ichiro would still beat the throw to first for an infield single.

  3. alliluna24

    yeah this pretty accurately sums up 50 years of Mariners baseball

  4. Zboomman22

    I couldn’t come up with a better metaphor for this fuckass team if I tried LMAO

  5. Skraxx

    he must’ve faced Mariano

    (and still got on for a base hit)

  8. steve_ample

    But he still was able to beat the throw to first.

  9. rockysauce115

    I think they’ve got pills to fix that now

  10. EzraLevinson

    will jon bois insert this into a the history of the Seattle mariners

  14. Triple_Crown14

    Here’s an idea, ditch the bat and make it him holding a slingshot.

  16. anclag

    This might be the most the Mariners have ever Marinered.

  18. Ok_Decision1227

    He didn’t use a corked bat like George Brett did.

  19. ChipChimney

    While it’s said that we find lost objects in the last place we look, we also tend to find omens in the first place we look.

  20. YugiBoomer10086

    Yikes. And here I thought the Mets were cursed…

    *7 years of bad luck incoming*

  21. nuke_em_danno

    That’s why these cheap hollow statues are awful!

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