Let’s go Yankees chant at Oracle lol the Giants franchise might be cooked.
TheKnicksMakeMeDrink
Can’t open a bag of chips but absolutely can hit the fucken bananas out of a baseball
Pies_Wide_Shut
i love my tall ethnically ambiguous kings
Reasonable_Skill_129
Giants on Giants crime
ChemicalOle
Judge and G, just two bros jacking it all over San Francisco.
…wait
eddiengambino
crazy how Stanton is like 46 away from 500. Perhaps he could reach that mark within 2-3 years (barring the lockout)
AuspiciousOtter24
Just like last year for the Yankees with the opening series lol
shawhtk
Years from now fans will really appreciate the Judge to Stanton combo and look back sadly they couldnt have been more healthier simultaneously.
kirukiru
Reminder that the Giants were more interested in telling their fans about their new entertainment venues across McCovey Cove and a new theatre they bought instead of actually upgrading this roster
cooljammer00
He can’t open a bag of chips pain free
But it’s not his fault
Jonjon428
Never ever play the Yankees in an opening series lol
ToxicPoizon

GrapeNutCheerios
Damn… I looked far enough to get the Baja Blast but no dice
MalarkeyMcGee
Why the eff is this game in the 6th inning already I was planning to watch tonight after work.
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Guys I am not having a good time rn
Judge and Stanton smashin dongs. You love to see it
46 more home runs to the ~~Hall of WAR~~ Hall of Fame!
I am having a good time this inning.
Tank
Can’t open a bag of chips but can crush a pitch 414 FT
All of these Judge and Stanton HR threads look exactly the same.
My hot take is that he hits #500 this September.
His swing is just so effortless and generates that much power
His ability to demolish a baseball with barely any leg movement is ridiculous
Opening a bag of chips never seemed harder
Exit Velocity 108mph
Distance 414ft
Launch Angle 31deg
Absolutely launched
I thought judge and Stanton were washed?
Let’s go Yankees chant at Oracle lol the Giants franchise might be cooked.
Can’t open a bag of chips but absolutely can hit the fucken bananas out of a baseball
i love my tall ethnically ambiguous kings
Giants on Giants crime
Judge and G, just two bros jacking it all over San Francisco.
…wait
crazy how Stanton is like 46 away from 500. Perhaps he could reach that mark within 2-3 years (barring the lockout)
Just like last year for the Yankees with the opening series lol
Years from now fans will really appreciate the Judge to Stanton combo and look back sadly they couldnt have been more healthier simultaneously.
Reminder that the Giants were more interested in telling their fans about their new entertainment venues across McCovey Cove and a new theatre they bought instead of actually upgrading this roster
He can’t open a bag of chips pain free
But it’s not his fault
Never ever play the Yankees in an opening series lol

Damn… I looked far enough to get the Baja Blast but no dice
Why the eff is this game in the 6th inning already I was planning to watch tonight after work.
I thought he couldn’t open a bag of potato chips?