Le propriétaire des Dodgers paniqué n’a aucune idée de la façon dont il va obtenir une masse salariale de 414 millions de dollars
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Le propriétaire des Dodgers paniqué n’a aucune idée de la façon dont il va obtenir une masse salariale de 414 millions de dollars
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Par aresef
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Just charge $414 million for a dodger dog. Problem solved
*Something something deferred revenue*
/s
Just defer it
>At press time, witnesses confirmed Walter was frantically upending cans of gasoline throughout Dodger Stadium in hopes of burning it down for insurance money.
are we now posting links to The Onion?
And people say he wouldn’t support a cap.
The dodgers are smart as hell. They’ll be fine even if they need to slash their payroll
cue the worlds smallest violin…
This is just an actual headline from the McCourt era
Update: « Oh, thank God! I forgot about this little continent over here called Asia. I’ve got a billion dollars of revenue coming out of there. I swear I’m getting so forgetful in my old age! »
Defer it.
There’s always money in the banana stand…
Ohtani probably has $414m in loose change down the back of his sofa.
He could take his rings on Pawn Stars
You morons fell for this onion article lol.
Write it off
He probably won’t even need to burn Dodger Stadium down for the insurance money. With all the wildfires, that likely happens on its own.
I mean… we kind of all know the next negotiation with TV rights and salary cap is going to be epic
wait stop EVERYBODY JUST SHUT UP I’M TRYING TO LISTENSSUSEZEEHRVDKFOCW
eta: okay fuck you guys lol stupid fucking 🧅
Just sell bobbleheads 🤷♂️
More like $575MM they gotta come up with but hey who’s counting.
you people are actually believing “the onion” we are a lost cause
This reminds me of The Office episode where Dwight put a bid in for a silent auction item, not realizing he actually had to pay that amount.
Film all the fights in the stands and have people pay to view
You throw a couple of those Yoshi bobbleheads up on whatnot Japan, and you’ll be flush with cash in no time
I feel like a lot of people in here didn’t see the site this article is from
Now all the signings make sense. They can’t math.
He better check his couch cushions! Lol