Why man? Why? Did the pitcher of the catcher or the manager not watch the game tonight?
Atomic_Horseshoe
Casual 3 HR, 5 run day
DeckardsDreams

fancyjaguar
We did it better.
Nondescriptsitch
Our fans unironically want the hitting coach fired every game that isn’t a blowout.
Something about hitting too many home runs, I kid you not. The fanbase IQ has only dropped after B2B 🥲
Edit: Another golden complaint this game: « WHY DID DAVE ROBERTS USE HIS CLOSER IN THE 9TH IN A SAVE SITUATION?? DAVE BEING DAVE WTF »
I have to sit next to these idiots
horsehasnoname
Max is destroying LH pitchers this season
UraniumDisulfide
2 strike counts don’t faze him
HeftyAd2780
Hat trick for our rectangular man

NRT25
Clearly someone told Max that the Rangers are the Giants of the AL
manay824
I get physically angry watching Max Muncy hit. This man just doesn’t chase. You can almost hear him sneering « that’s 0.16cm outside » as he takes a ball 1. Two-strike counts don’t faze him. Then he’ll whip out a hellacious dong on the 9th pitch. He’s suffocating. He’s Max Muncy.
MikeDitkasMustachio
How many three homer games include a walk off? Wild stuff.
HealthyBee4209
Good for him.
New-Scientist-6102
That bat drop tho.
Datsmokeyboi
Pimped the FUCK outta that
CabbageStockExchange
My rectangular liege
pleasebeherenow
Its not a Don Orsillo call but its aight.
LiberalTearsRUs
Diaz eating shit and giving up 3 runs was on purpose so that we could witness this
Shkmstr
That poor ball had a family.
2000skateshop
Max muncy is hitting .336 career batting average vs the rangers prior to today. Insane
Jakereddits

BigShot357
And Diaz gets the W 🤣
DFWTooThrowed
If it’s a home run has Latz still technically not allowed a single base runner this season?
EcstaticTill9444
It’s funny that Diaz gets a win.
cmaddox428
As a Rangers fan I’m not even mad. Helluva baseball game.
Beneficial-Survey-12
God he looked disgusted that they threw that pitch at him
DukeGrizzly
Garcia and Martin are actual baseball terrorists…
1.Skip needs to be more aggressive with the rotations. 2. They need to learn to embrace the ABS (thank you Joc for doing something right). 3. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU PITCHING TO MUNCY WITH THE GAME ON THE LINE.
milkmanbonzai
MAX MUNCY
THAT FUNKY MUNCY
He’s actually hitting lefties early in the season, which happens…. Almost never
Jeffcor13
Would be very funny if they don’t win it again this year. But they’re like the Jared Kushner of baseball they just get to win
Batmans_Bum
Now that’s what I call a “hellacious dong”
organgrinder66
I had Díaz on my Fantasy team & his blown save put him with negative points, but with Max’s walk-off, & because Díaz technically gets the win, he’s back in the positive!
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My king.
Elite pimp job
Team is stacked
Say the line Bart
This team man…
That man just hates baseballs.
There couldn’t have been a better game than that.
Something Something Physically Angry
Why man? Why? Did the pitcher of the catcher or the manager not watch the game tonight?
Casual 3 HR, 5 run day

We did it better.
Our fans unironically want the hitting coach fired every game that isn’t a blowout.
Something about hitting too many home runs, I kid you not. The fanbase IQ has only dropped after B2B 🥲
Edit: Another golden complaint this game: « WHY DID DAVE ROBERTS USE HIS CLOSER IN THE 9TH IN A SAVE SITUATION?? DAVE BEING DAVE WTF »
I have to sit next to these idiots
Max is destroying LH pitchers this season
2 strike counts don’t faze him
Hat trick for our rectangular man

Clearly someone told Max that the Rangers are the Giants of the AL
I get physically angry watching Max Muncy hit. This man just doesn’t chase. You can almost hear him sneering « that’s 0.16cm outside » as he takes a ball 1. Two-strike counts don’t faze him. Then he’ll whip out a hellacious dong on the 9th pitch. He’s suffocating. He’s Max Muncy.
How many three homer games include a walk off? Wild stuff.
Good for him.
That bat drop tho.
Pimped the FUCK outta that
My rectangular liege
Its not a Don Orsillo call but its aight.
Diaz eating shit and giving up 3 runs was on purpose so that we could witness this
That poor ball had a family.
Max muncy is hitting .336 career batting average vs the rangers prior to today. Insane

And Diaz gets the W 🤣
If it’s a home run has Latz still technically not allowed a single base runner this season?
It’s funny that Diaz gets a win.
As a Rangers fan I’m not even mad. Helluva baseball game.
God he looked disgusted that they threw that pitch at him
Garcia and Martin are actual baseball terrorists…
1.Skip needs to be more aggressive with the rotations. 2. They need to learn to embrace the ABS (thank you Joc for doing something right).
3. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU PITCHING TO MUNCY WITH THE GAME ON THE LINE.
MAX MUNCY
THAT FUNKY MUNCY
He’s actually hitting lefties early in the season, which happens…. Almost never
Would be very funny if they don’t win it again this year. But they’re like the Jared Kushner of baseball they just get to win
Now that’s what I call a “hellacious dong”
I had Díaz on my Fantasy team & his blown save put him with negative points, but with Max’s walk-off, & because Díaz technically gets the win, he’s back in the positive!
Threw a meatball down the pipe on 0-2 lol