>“The Squonk is of a very retiring disposition, generally traveling about at twilight and dusk. Because of its misfitting skin, which is covered with warts and moles, it is always unhappy … Hunters who are good at tracking are able to follow a Squonk by its tear-stained trail, for the animal weeps constantly. When cornered and escape seems impossible, or when surprised and frightened, it may even dissolve itself in tears.”
Jonjon428
The logo makes me uncomfortable
melt11
Why
dboy120
Why is a diseased pig coming out of Pennsylvania’s gaping asshole?
Ted_Dongelman
I’ve never wanted a hat from a team I have no ties to so badly in my life.
Thrill0728
What did they do to that poor pig?
pepperouchau
Did the Binding of Isaac/Mewgenics dude design this
WabbitCZEN
That logo is straight up ass, my dude. A crying, wart covered pig? Jfc
Various_Knowledge226
After learning of what a Squonk is, and that it’s often pretty sad, very fitting for this tire fire of a season to start
ARoundForEveryone
In five years: Lehigh Valley Squonk to rebrand next season as the Lehigh Valley Garbage Pail Pigs.
wh_atever
What the fuck
mountsleepyhead
The Minor Leagues really are the wild west. This is UNHINGED.
Texas_Kimchi
I love MiLB so damn much!!!!
Ok_Card9080
Ummmmm………what?
philocity
I squanch my family
JosephFinn
Oh good I can finally buy that minor league goatse hat I’ve always wanted.
phyre1129
If they aren’t blasting the Genesis song of the same name, missed opportunity. That song is the only reason as to why I know what a Squonk is.
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>“The Squonk is of a very retiring disposition, generally traveling about at twilight and dusk. Because of its misfitting skin, which is covered with warts and moles, it is always unhappy … Hunters who are good at tracking are able to follow a Squonk by its tear-stained trail, for the animal weeps constantly. When cornered and escape seems impossible, or when surprised and frightened, it may even dissolve itself in tears.”
The logo makes me uncomfortable
Why
Why is a diseased pig coming out of Pennsylvania’s gaping asshole?
I’ve never wanted a hat from a team I have no ties to so badly in my life.
What did they do to that poor pig?
Did the Binding of Isaac/Mewgenics dude design this
That logo is straight up ass, my dude. A crying, wart covered pig? Jfc
After learning of what a Squonk is, and that it’s often pretty sad, very fitting for this tire fire of a season to start
In five years: Lehigh Valley Squonk to rebrand next season as the Lehigh Valley Garbage Pail Pigs.
What the fuck
The Minor Leagues really are the wild west. This is UNHINGED.
I love MiLB so damn much!!!!
Ummmmm………what?
I squanch my family
Oh good I can finally buy that minor league goatse hat I’ve always wanted.
If they aren’t blasting the Genesis song of the same name, missed opportunity. That song is the only reason as to why I know what a Squonk is.
Most normal MiLB team/logo