I admittedly don’t keep up with the White Sox enough, does he have to overcome a platoon barrier to get playing time?
drkspace2
Kelenic guy rn

ItsCaptainKeyboard
I still remember when he got to Seattle they had a team camera follow him as he walked into Safeco for the first time. Kelenic walked in liked he owned the place, shaking hands and looking like the next big thing. What happened?
MarinerMooseismydad
I’ll always have a soft spot for Jarred, even though it didn’t work out in Seattle, or anywhere else yet. When he was called up he was supposed to be the savior and I can’t imagine the pressure he felt. He batted lead off in his first ever game lol. Still see #10 Kelenic jerseys at T Mobile regularly.
Good luck, jarred!
No-Fruit-31
At least one person will be happy about this
HemlockMartinis
Kelenic guy is going to convert to Catholicism
GraboidXenomorph
Pretty sure Yahoo removed him from the player pool on fantasy baseball…
GL94553
I still believe
MediumAttention7185
Surely THIS will be the time he has actually made the adjustments to be successful and this isn’t just like the 20th time where he has detonated MiLB pitching enough to warrant a call up and then sucked total ass when he gets there
NLCT
White sox (in blue face):
Did it ever work for those people?
No, it never does. I mean these people delude themselves into thinking it might but…
…but it might work for us
elementofpee
As a Mariners fan, I wish him nothing but the best. Our org absolutely failed him and destroyed his development.
Apprehensive_Bid_773
Kelenic guy right now

Jaydubzsc2
He’s hitting 202 in AAA, not cute.
HajdukNYM_NYI
Typical Mets 1st round bust, at least he made it to the majors. Not sure the recent selections will 😆
lovemesomefood
Would be genuinely hilarious if it’s the white Sox of all teams that help him figure it out
CieraVotedOutHerMom
Chicago went to Jarred’s
GuyOnTheMike
Kelenic is in the “objectively hot girl whose clearly mentally unstable that’s speed-running through boyfriends” stage and the White Sox are the latest guy to see her cans and say “I can fix her!”
stuckinflorida
Jarred you have one job — Murakami needs a nickname
DickWhipcock
Hide the coolers!
robmcolonna123
Poor zone contact rates, a whiff rate and strikeout rate near 30%, and non elite exit velocities
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Show us that pedigree
I admittedly don’t keep up with the White Sox enough, does he have to overcome a platoon barrier to get playing time?
Kelenic guy rn

I still remember when he got to Seattle they had a team camera follow him as he walked into Safeco for the first time. Kelenic walked in liked he owned the place, shaking hands and looking like the next big thing. What happened?
I’ll always have a soft spot for Jarred, even though it didn’t work out in Seattle, or anywhere else yet. When he was called up he was supposed to be the savior and I can’t imagine the pressure he felt. He batted lead off in his first ever game lol. Still see #10 Kelenic jerseys at T Mobile regularly.
Good luck, jarred!
At least one person will be happy about this
Kelenic guy is going to convert to Catholicism
Pretty sure Yahoo removed him from the player pool on fantasy baseball…
I still believe
Surely THIS will be the time he has actually made the adjustments to be successful and this isn’t just like the 20th time where he has detonated MiLB pitching enough to warrant a call up and then sucked total ass when he gets there
White sox (in blue face):
Did it ever work for those people?
No, it never does. I mean these people delude themselves into thinking it might but…
…but it might work for us
As a Mariners fan, I wish him nothing but the best. Our org absolutely failed him and destroyed his development.
Kelenic guy right now

He’s hitting 202 in AAA, not cute.
Typical Mets 1st round bust, at least he made it to the majors. Not sure the recent selections will 😆
Would be genuinely hilarious if it’s the white Sox of all teams that help him figure it out
Chicago went to Jarred’s
Kelenic is in the “objectively hot girl whose clearly mentally unstable that’s speed-running through boyfriends” stage and the White Sox are the latest guy to see her cans and say “I can fix her!”
Jarred you have one job — Murakami needs a nickname
Hide the coolers!
Poor zone contact rates, a whiff rate and strikeout rate near 30%, and non elite exit velocities
Surely it’ll work out this time
… On purpose?
