Ohtani devrait survivre — Par Happy-Bandicoot-2025 Baseball 46 Comments Low-Acanthisitta2150 3 jours ago I love this fucking guy haha coryfromoregon 3 jours ago He should have just turned around and stroked it with his other wood TheWeeWeeWrangler 3 jours ago God I wish I was that baseball Either_Imagination_9 3 jours ago Even Joe Davis knew that was excessive stropsysatnaf 3 jours ago Ohtani is gonna need a new ass after that HBP. I think he’s got a crack in his. Common-Foot-4602 3 jours ago I knew it was a joke and I still got nervous lol makochi 3 jours ago that pitch was straight cheeks dude Jonjon428 3 jours ago Reminded me of the Lego yoda sound UsErNaMeS_aR_DuMb 3 jours ago OH MY GOSH! SHOHEIIII OHTANI! Glum_Source_7411 3 jours ago « I was murdered » durkadurkistan 3 jours ago I can’t believe they would even air replays of something so violent Ryan041304 3 jours ago Right up Main Street CodeWindyC 3 jours ago Hey! You can’t do that to Japan’s ass! Lord_Hitachi 3 jours ago 75mph straight to the rump Legitimate-Frame-953 3 jours ago  Basement_Defender 3 jours ago « Most padded place on his body » 🤨 DreamKillaNormnBates 3 jours ago Would like to see videos of commenters dialing a machine to 75mph and then standing in front of it. It’s basically just a tickling machine! 818sfv 3 jours ago  PvtSherlockObvious 3 jours ago « Alright, now give us your best Wilhelm Scream. …Okay, not quite, but good enough. » b3_yourself 3 jours ago Im surprised the ball didn’t bounce back out of the stadium CHNinniMug 3 jours ago ENHANCE WhatADopeGent 3 jours ago Breaking News straight from the Commissioner’s office: Bruihl suspended one month without pay for deliberate aggressive act. Unable to appeal. _atsu 3 jours ago It’s like kicking a puppy tarrfan 3 jours ago He’s morphing real time into an actual Anime character. joecb91 3 jours ago Ohtani does not like being spanked by baseballs, noted. Spacepickle89 3 jours ago As god as my witness he is broken in half! BearFan34 3 jours ago If he’s placed on IL can they replace him with two players? OCHL092018 3 jours ago They just killed Ohtani and Joe Davis is laughing AnEternalEnigma 3 jours ago Needs a twerking tutorial from Sean Murphy DumbNutter 3 jours ago That pitch is about what I would look like throwing an MLB pitch. ItsFuckinDocMcThicc 3 jours ago The sweeper that never swept Worried_Ad_4513 3 jours ago What a lucky baseball getting to touch Ohtani’s home run butt TheDukeOfHyjinx 3 jours ago Got him in the shit box MyReallyCoolUsername 3 jours ago /r/PeopleFuckingDying 49ersBraves 3 jours ago Pitcher’s name is spelled like a Cockney pronunciation of Brutal. YasielPuigsWeed 3 jours ago Ohtani’s been hit by so many 97-99 MPH heaters in recent times that anything coming at him is a panic trigger now 😂 Blame Mike Shildt for traumatizing our boi last year imaincammy 3 jours ago He’s going to come back as BBL Ohtani and unlock his next gear. msivoryishort 3 jours ago i hope >!that baseball!< is ok BootySmeagol 3 jours ago Can Bruihl still get into heaven? Can he ever be forgiven cause he hit that kid, it was an accident I swear it wasn’t meant for him 😞 Ok_Card9080 3 jours ago Oh the humanity! AlarmingBranch1 3 jours ago Ohtani telling Decoy about it: “it was a 108 MPH heater” March89 3 jours ago  sstephen17 3 jours ago Reported kroxti 3 jours ago Cardinals are now outlawed in Japan alxndrblack 3 jours ago Justin Bruihl keeps gettin work eh Common-Window-2613 3 jours ago They keep showing it Hahahha. Love this guy Write A CommentVous devez vous connecter pour publier un commentaire.
stropsysatnaf 3 jours ago Ohtani is gonna need a new ass after that HBP. I think he’s got a crack in his.
DreamKillaNormnBates 3 jours ago Would like to see videos of commenters dialing a machine to 75mph and then standing in front of it. It’s basically just a tickling machine!
PvtSherlockObvious 3 jours ago « Alright, now give us your best Wilhelm Scream. …Okay, not quite, but good enough. »
WhatADopeGent 3 jours ago Breaking News straight from the Commissioner’s office: Bruihl suspended one month without pay for deliberate aggressive act. Unable to appeal.
YasielPuigsWeed 3 jours ago Ohtani’s been hit by so many 97-99 MPH heaters in recent times that anything coming at him is a panic trigger now 😂 Blame Mike Shildt for traumatizing our boi last year
BootySmeagol 3 jours ago Can Bruihl still get into heaven? Can he ever be forgiven cause he hit that kid, it was an accident I swear it wasn’t meant for him 😞
46 Comments
I love this fucking guy haha
He should have just turned around and stroked it with his other wood
God I wish I was that baseball
Even Joe Davis knew that was excessive
Ohtani is gonna need a new ass after that HBP. I think he’s got a crack in his.
I knew it was a joke and I still got nervous lol
that pitch was straight cheeks dude
Reminded me of the Lego yoda sound
OH MY GOSH! SHOHEIIII OHTANI!
« I was murdered »
I can’t believe they would even air replays of something so violent
Right up Main Street
Hey! You can’t do that to Japan’s ass!
75mph straight to the rump

« Most padded place on his body » 🤨
Would like to see videos of commenters dialing a machine to 75mph and then standing in front of it. It’s basically just a tickling machine!

« Alright, now give us your best Wilhelm Scream. …Okay, not quite, but good enough. »
Im surprised the ball didn’t bounce back out of the stadium
ENHANCE
Breaking News straight from the Commissioner’s office:
Bruihl suspended one month without pay for deliberate aggressive act. Unable to appeal.
It’s like kicking a puppy
He’s morphing real time into an actual Anime character.
Ohtani does not like being spanked by baseballs, noted.
As god as my witness he is broken in half!
If he’s placed on IL can they replace him with two players?
They just killed Ohtani and Joe Davis is laughing
Needs a twerking tutorial from Sean Murphy
That pitch is about what I would look like throwing an MLB pitch.
The sweeper that never swept
What a lucky baseball getting to touch Ohtani’s home run butt
Got him in the shit box
/r/PeopleFuckingDying
Pitcher’s name is spelled like a Cockney pronunciation of Brutal.
Ohtani’s been hit by so many 97-99 MPH heaters in recent times that anything coming at him is a panic trigger now 😂
Blame Mike Shildt for traumatizing our boi last year
He’s going to come back as BBL Ohtani and unlock his next gear.
i hope >!that baseball!< is ok
Can Bruihl still get into heaven? Can he ever be forgiven cause he hit that kid, it was an accident I swear it wasn’t meant for him 😞
Oh the humanity!
Ohtani telling Decoy about it: “it was a 108 MPH heater”

Reported
Cardinals are now outlawed in Japan
Justin Bruihl keeps gettin work eh
They keep showing it Hahahha. Love this guy