
(Nightengale) La MLB annonce qu’Atlanta OF Jurickson Profar a été suspendu pour toute la saison après avoir été testé positif à la testostérone exogène et à ses métabolites, une substance améliorant les performances. La suspension commence vendredi. Il ne recevra pas son salaire de 15 millions de dollars
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Par T_Raycroft
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Dumb. Just dumb
A dunce of the highest order.
Just an incredible idiot.
He could have hit .200 or sat on the bench all season and he would have still earned the full contract by simply not taking steroids. Just incredible dumb.
I can’t understand the thought process that made him used PEDs again so soon after his 6-month suspension. It’s hard to figure out how somebody could be that dumb.
« There’s no way they’ll catch me twice, right? »
As a 40 year old with low T and take trt…. How much difference it makes me feel when I take it. I can’t imagine the feeling of taking trt on top of normal t levels.
Joins Robinson Cano, Francis Martes, Cody Stanley, Marlon Byrd, Jennry Mejia (eventually got banned for life), J.C. Mejia, and A-Rod to be suspended for a full season due to PED’s
Generational moron
Profar could’ve hit .000 the entire three years with Atlanta and got every dollar. PEDs got him the contract and he still threw it away. Did it for love of the game
Deja Vu
again bro???
I prefer to remember my Profar as the rookie who homered in his first at bat.
If his steroid guy is this bad imagine how terrible his money management guy is
Do guys who get suspended for PEDs tend to lose their agents? A notable portion of every contract goes to their agents, that’s how they get paid. Suspensions cost the agency a ton of money that they already thought they had guaranteed.
This is going to ruin the tour
Literally pissed away 15 mil
FAFO. Isn’t that what the kids say?
He has the opportunity to do the funniest thing next year

Will Smith was right
Could’ve had easy money after the first time, just try to hold your own and some fans will let it go
Profar: “Nah, imma double down!”
[Everyone](https://youtu.be/g-bVEc8oZvk?si=Lat2AxAAAg82Qnhf)
AND its metabolites?!?!?
Failed IQ test.
Probably should just have a two strike rule with peds. Like, after the SECOND time: “we really mean it this time! One more of these and youre banned!” What is the point. If you did full season ban for the first offense, then perma for the second, you would never have another one.
Bag status: fumbled
Can Colt Keith switch to Profar’s trainer?
Jurickson needs to fire the fuck out of his scientist & hire Tatis’ because he’s definitely still juicing too.