Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, « Treatment is simple. The New York Mets are in town tonight. Go and see them. That should pick you up. » Man bursts into tears. Says, « But doctor…I am Mr. Met.”
Zach Lowe’s gonna be despondent if the Knicks lose on Thursday and the Mets losing streak is still alive lol
Knightbear49
Mets could use an elite closer like Cole Sands
therealgranny
How are The Mets enjoying the Devin Williams experience?
10thGenS1
LOLMets 🤣
KimHaSeongsBurner
I want off this ride, and I don’t even like the Mets.
Spare-Jellyfish4339
Why don’t Mets fans just root for a good team? Are they stupid?
Ascenshhhn

RJMonster
Let’s go Meats!
CatPeet
*Win
MightyActionGaim

smarjorie

let’s set a record!!! I want cheap tickets!
blackkice
Devin Williams fucking HATES New York.
andrewgroans
GIVE IT UP FOR LOSS 12!!!

WerewolfNo3669
That ritual didn’t seem to take.
Office329
This fucking team. A perfect game for 5 innings and they lose.
Drummers_Beat
Clearly there needs to be a better ritual.
Swampertman
Actually he got the win because we were tied when he entered the game 🤓
emimia
Mets, you okay?
SelesnyaGOAT
Great 1-2-3 for Sands. Oh and uh, my condolences to the Mets
jules711
the mets never fail to find new ways to torture their fanbase by losing in increasingly soul crushing ways
BjergCop
When I tell you New York radio will be peak tomorrow it’s gonna be generational crashouts
Excellent_Hedgehog62

Jonjon428
Turns out I was *very* wrong to think the Mets had this one in hand
RainbowSupernova8196
Damn, we’re nearing LMAOMets territory.
TheNewScrooge
I don’t think I’ve ever been so convinced that the Twins would lose this otherwise inconsequential game and play into the narrative of « we’re so hapless we’re the Mets get-right game » and see them pull off a comeback and a save.
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Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, « Treatment is simple. The New York Mets are in town tonight. Go and see them. That should pick you up. » Man bursts into tears. Says, « But doctor…I am Mr. Met.”
Our coughing baby > Their coughing baby
No MLB team has ever had a 12-game losing streak in a season and then gone on to make the postseason, the [record is 11](https://screwball.com/search?q=Longest+losing+streaks+in+a+season+to+also+make+the+playoffs&league=mlb).
How can you not be romantic about baseball?
Zach Lowe’s gonna be despondent if the Knicks lose on Thursday and the Mets losing streak is still alive lol
Mets could use an elite closer like Cole Sands
How are The Mets enjoying the Devin Williams experience?
LOLMets 🤣
I want off this ride, and I don’t even like the Mets.
Why don’t Mets fans just root for a good team? Are they stupid?

Let’s go Meats!
*Win


let’s set a record!!! I want cheap tickets!
Devin Williams fucking HATES New York.
GIVE IT UP FOR LOSS 12!!!

That ritual didn’t seem to take.
This fucking team. A perfect game for 5 innings and they lose.
Clearly there needs to be a better ritual.
Actually he got the win because we were tied when he entered the game 🤓
Mets, you okay?
Great 1-2-3 for Sands. Oh and uh, my condolences to the Mets
the mets never fail to find new ways to torture their fanbase by losing in increasingly soul crushing ways
When I tell you New York radio will be peak tomorrow it’s gonna be generational crashouts

Turns out I was *very* wrong to think the Mets had this one in hand
Damn, we’re nearing LMAOMets territory.
I don’t think I’ve ever been so convinced that the Twins would lose this otherwise inconsequential game and play into the narrative of « we’re so hapless we’re the Mets get-right game » and see them pull off a comeback and a save.