I’m sure those people people paid hundreds of millions of dollars are thinking this right now
SiphenPrax
The guy who wrote this article clearly has not experienced 39 years of Mets futility
xHao1
Someone find a jackhammer and give it to Stearns asap
AjiChap
I mean, you’d think things are as bad as they can get – tied for worst record in all MLB?
Commercial-Lake5862
Two literary giants used in the first 3 lines of the thinkpiece. We are really getting deep here analyzing the Mets.
Proud-Mulberry-8761
Or what bro 😭😭😭
Accurate-Time3726
lol they won’t.
FoxAltruistic4443
The team is not what I expected. It is a oddly patched together group of players. The only excuse I can say tho, is that when your top player is injured for about a month and Lindor is off to his typical slow start, its a recipe for disaster. When Judge was out for the second half of the Yankees season a few years back, they collapsed.
Omophorus
For the Phillies’ sake, I really hope they don’t!
We’re both putrid, but it’s about 0.05% easier to sleep at night knowing the *Mets are worse*.
EliteStat18
Worst case scenario is that the Mets sell at the deadline like they did in 2023, which helped them make the NLCS the next year.
Fsharp7sharp9
This gif has gotten way too much use by me over the last couple weeks regarding the Mets lmao
Malifous02
Counterpoint, I’m totally ok if it gets worse.
Litejedi
I was actively rooting for the loss record; dunno what this weirdo is on about.
HowardBunnyColvin
Oh they can go lower. And Frank F can get angrier…
Thrill0728
Somehow I doubt our poster agrees with this sentiment.
Soggy-Fox-9706
This is Rock Bottom, so they aren’t there yet
shingofan
I don’t know why, but I have the feeling that they’re going to break out the shovels and pickaxes soon
Temporary-Bell7550
I feel like white Sox fans are hoping the Mets find a jack hammer to go lower
vwboyaf1
Otherwise they might hire Cora to manage the team.
father-tom-misty
Is that a THREAT?
pages10
Didn’t lindor just go on the IL? I think the Mets can get worse for sure
WabbitCZEN
I fucking love this headline.
yeezusosa
Hmm
delscorch0
The only way this could get worse is if the stadium burns down.
PaullyBeenis
Don’t fucking challenge them. They can go lower.
Xaphnir
It’d be really funny if it weren’t.
JRUprising
They should strive to go lower, for science
Let’s see how low they can go.
missourinative
Rock bottom would be Dinger and Mrs. Met being caught on the jumbotron at a Coldplay concert
1994yankeesfan
Counterpoint—we aren’t even close to rock bottom, and won’t be till Bobby Bonilla day.
Meatek
I thought rock bottom was the 12-game losing streak. Then the Rockies showed up…
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I’m sure those people people paid hundreds of millions of dollars are thinking this right now
The guy who wrote this article clearly has not experienced 39 years of Mets futility
Someone find a jackhammer and give it to Stearns asap
I mean, you’d think things are as bad as they can get – tied for worst record in all MLB?
Two literary giants used in the first 3 lines of the thinkpiece. We are really getting deep here analyzing the Mets.
Or what bro 😭😭😭
lol they won’t.
The team is not what I expected. It is a oddly patched together group of players. The only excuse I can say tho, is that when your top player is injured for about a month and Lindor is off to his typical slow start, its a recipe for disaster. When Judge was out for the second half of the Yankees season a few years back, they collapsed.
For the Phillies’ sake, I really hope they don’t!
We’re both putrid, but it’s about 0.05% easier to sleep at night knowing the *Mets are worse*.
Worst case scenario is that the Mets sell at the deadline like they did in 2023, which helped them make the NLCS the next year.
This gif has gotten way too much use by me over the last couple weeks regarding the Mets lmao
Counterpoint, I’m totally ok if it gets worse.
I was actively rooting for the loss record; dunno what this weirdo is on about.
Oh they can go lower. And Frank F can get angrier…
Somehow I doubt our poster agrees with this sentiment.
This is Rock Bottom, so they aren’t there yet
I don’t know why, but I have the feeling that they’re going to break out the shovels and pickaxes soon
I feel like white Sox fans are hoping the Mets find a jack hammer to go lower
Otherwise they might hire Cora to manage the team.
Is that a THREAT?
Didn’t lindor just go on the IL? I think the Mets can get worse for sure
I fucking love this headline.
Hmm
The only way this could get worse is if the stadium burns down.
Don’t fucking challenge them. They can go lower.
It’d be really funny if it weren’t.
They should strive to go lower, for science
Let’s see how low they can go.
Rock bottom would be Dinger and Mrs. Met being caught on the jumbotron at a Coldplay concert
Counterpoint—we aren’t even close to rock bottom, and won’t be till Bobby Bonilla day.
I thought rock bottom was the 12-game losing streak. Then the Rockies showed up…