The most interesting thing here imo is that Stanton isn’t the slowest.
Also mildly interesting to me that Rosario is the fastest 3B
JoeTheCynic
Our boi Alejandro Kirk just ain’t on there cause he’s injured 😉
Real_Ant2726
Tyler Black mentioned
missourinative
I know Starling Marte isn’t young anymore, but damn. Getting close to Nolan Gorman territory is pretty crazy considering he has a bad back and is built like a thumb.
BookElegant3109
Another Eli White propaganda post. We’re all tired of these
MegaMatrix08
Eli got wheels
DaWarGod2
It’s not his fault
steroid57
Can the show update stantons speed stats using this? 3 speed is unhinged lmao
AlgaeDependent9233
Brother i know for a fact Corey seager is faster than brooks « bricks for feet » lee of the MN twins, apparently Corey just doesnt run down the 1b line
R_Hunt
Josh « 30 of his 59 stolen bases came last year » Naylor
COV3RTSM
No surprises here
Distinct-Home-2305
Jose Fernandez he’s a monster on my dbacks
Allurex
How is Salvy not the slowest lol
Nwf32389
Stanton stole a base this year, leave him alone
bigcow31
Watching Valera play LF in Toronto was tough last weekend. Not surprised to see him on this list
NegativesPositives
Read the chart wrong at first and was so confused about Shea Langoliers being the fastest player in baseball.
Deejus72
With the speed Chandler Simpson plays at, I’m genuinely shocked he’s only 4th fastest and is nearly a full ft/sec slower than first place. His speed is game breaking in a way that I don’t really think of Bobby Witt’s or Eli White’s but maybe that’s because Witt is a complete hitter and I don’t watch enough Braves games.
CodymartinSimp
Surprised big G can even reach that pace at this point
ChairmanReagan
I miss watching Albert Pujols run
realfakejames
John Smoltz not seeing Kirk on here because he’s injured and being unable to talk about him being fat:

biowalk
Units?
ExpertCaterpillar2
Whoa there’s someone slower than Stanton! And how is Junior Caminero not on the slow list, dude runs like a catcher.
PeterDTown
Surprised Bo isn’t there, did he get faster?
fishinfool4
Stanton doesnt even have legs anymore, how are two people slower than him?
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The most interesting thing here imo is that Stanton isn’t the slowest.
Also mildly interesting to me that Rosario is the fastest 3B
Our boi Alejandro Kirk just ain’t on there cause he’s injured 😉
Tyler Black mentioned
I know Starling Marte isn’t young anymore, but damn. Getting close to Nolan Gorman territory is pretty crazy considering he has a bad back and is built like a thumb.
Another Eli White propaganda post. We’re all tired of these
Eli got wheels
It’s not his fault
Can the show update stantons speed stats using this? 3 speed is unhinged lmao
Brother i know for a fact Corey seager is faster than brooks « bricks for feet » lee of the MN twins, apparently Corey just doesnt run down the 1b line
Josh « 30 of his 59 stolen bases came last year » Naylor
No surprises here
Jose Fernandez he’s a monster on my dbacks
How is Salvy not the slowest lol
Stanton stole a base this year, leave him alone
Watching Valera play LF in Toronto was tough last weekend. Not surprised to see him on this list
Read the chart wrong at first and was so confused about Shea Langoliers being the fastest player in baseball.
With the speed Chandler Simpson plays at, I’m genuinely shocked he’s only 4th fastest and is nearly a full ft/sec slower than first place. His speed is game breaking in a way that I don’t really think of Bobby Witt’s or Eli White’s but maybe that’s because Witt is a complete hitter and I don’t watch enough Braves games.
Surprised big G can even reach that pace at this point
I miss watching Albert Pujols run
John Smoltz not seeing Kirk on here because he’s injured and being unable to talk about him being fat:

Units?
Whoa there’s someone slower than Stanton! And how is Junior Caminero not on the slow list, dude runs like a catcher.
Surprised Bo isn’t there, did he get faster?
Stanton doesnt even have legs anymore, how are two people slower than him?