– God: « I’m told that your chances to get into Heaven, by all accounts, were very high, very far, and very much gone into the stratosphere. Welcome to paradise. »
LovingAbsurdist
Upset they didn’t go with « he is high, he is far, he is….gone! »
JonMatrix
RIP, from a Red Sox fan. His voice was very much a part of the rivalry we know and love.
WabbitCZEN
As a big Stanton fan, his « Non si puo stoparlo » call has always been one of my favorites. RIP to an absolute legend.
ActualDragonHeart
We need a patch on the uniforms for John, right away.
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John Sterling in the afterlife:
– John: « How good of a person was I? »
– God: « I’m told that your chances to get into Heaven, by all accounts, were very high, very far, and very much gone into the stratosphere. Welcome to paradise. »
Upset they didn’t go with « he is high, he is far, he is….gone! »
RIP, from a Red Sox fan. His voice was very much a part of the rivalry we know and love.
As a big Stanton fan, his « Non si puo stoparlo » call has always been one of my favorites. RIP to an absolute legend.
We need a patch on the uniforms for John, right away.