Max Muncy égalise le score sur un tir solo en fin de sixième
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Par Scaevolus_
Baseball
Max Muncy égalise le score sur un tir solo en fin de sixième
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Par Scaevolus_
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I sat with Max Munchy at a fancy dinner once, this gala charity event. We were in tuxes and he sat across from me. At one point early on a waiter brought out caesar salads, and Max started rubbing his tummy and making “yummy” noises like a toddler. Just as I picked up my salad fork—Max Muncy slapped it out of my hands. “Don’t,” he said, like scolding a dog. Stunned, I went to pick up the fork again but this time Max placed his sweaty hand on my wrist. “Like me,” he growled. He then mimed rolling up his sleeves…and proceeded to eat his salad with his hands like Cookie Monster. Lettuce and croutons went flying from his fat hands to his mouth. I was about to ask, “What the fuck?” but his blonde date made eye contact with me. She quickly shook her head, as if saying, “Just let him do this. He needs it.” I forgot to ask for his autograph: my biggest regret.
I get physically angry watching Max Muncy hit. This man just doesn’t chase. You can almost hear him sneering “that’s 0.16cm outside” as he takes a ball 1. Two-strike counts don’t faze him. Then he’ll whip out a hellacious dong on the 9th pitch. He’s suffocating. He’s Max Muncy.
MAX MUNCY HATES THE GIANTS
每当看着 Max Muncy 击球，我都会气得浑身发紧。这家伙就是死活不追打坏球。当他放过第一颗球时，你几乎能听到他在心里冷笑：“这球偏出去了 0.16 厘米。”即便面对两好球的劣势局面，他也依然波澜不惊。随后，就在第 9 球上，他会猛地挥出一记惊天动地的全垒打。这种压迫感简直令人窒息。他就是 Max Muncy。
I hate max muncy more than any other human who has ever existed in history
Giant KILLER. MAXIMUS MUNCYMUS
I get physically angry watching Max Muncy hit. This man just doesn’t chase. You can almost hear him sneering “that’s 0.16cm outside” as he takes a ball 1. Two-strike counts don’t faze him. Then he’ll whip out a hellacious dong on the 9th pitch. He’s suffocating. He’s Max Muncy.
Five different guys have managed this team against Muncy, and we’re still goddamned pitching to him. I hate it here.
i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about muncy. u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol
Was suprised they took McDonald out for the sixth against Muncy again
That 2yr/$20M deal with a 3rd year team option he signed is crazy
It really is remarkable how much Max Muncy hates the Giants.
There are few retirement announcements I will enjoy reading more than Max Muncy’s
𒀀𒈾 𒈠𒀭 𒈨𒉡𒍑𒅆 𒉺𒈠𒀀 𒄿𒋫𒀭𒀭𒉌 𒀀𒈾 𒌨𒈠𒄿𒋾 𒅆𒀭𒀸 𒌑𒋫𒀭. 𒌉 𒉌 𒆷 𒀀𒈾 𒉿𒀀𒋫 𒄿𒊭𒄠. 𒋗𒌨𒋫𒀭 𒅇 𒉌 𒅆𒄿 𒄿𒉡𒌝 “𒁹 0.16 𒄿𒍣𒅖𒌅 𒁉𒌑𒋾” 𒅗𒈠 𒀭𒉌 𒉌 𒄿𒊓𒀀𒄠 𒅇 𒌑𒁲 1 𒁉𒌑𒋾. 𒁹 2-𒌍 𒌋𒌋𒀭𒊏 𒆷 𒋫𒀊𒋫𒀭. 𒌝𒈠 𒁹 9-𒌍 𒄿𒋫𒊏𒅆 𒅇 𒄿𒁕𒀭 𒄠𒉌 𒋾𒀭𒄿 𒄿𒋫𒁺𒀭. 𒊺𒁉𒅔𒀭𒀭𒉌. 𒋗𒌨 𒈠𒀭 𒈨𒉡𒍑𒅆.
He’ll soon be #5 all time in Dodger home runs. And probably pass Eric Karros for #3 before his career is over and only trailing only Duke Snyder and Gil Hodges.