

Un fan des Blue Jays a passé cinq minutes à essayer de convaincre un huissier de Comercia Park que sa carte d’identité était réelle
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Par yxqp


Un fan des Blue Jays a passé cinq minutes à essayer de convaincre un huissier de Comercia Park que sa carte d’identité était réelle
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Par yxqp
22 Comments
“So you’re the one that got punched – okay, first things first, what is your name?
“Uhhh… my name… it’s, McLovin.”
“McLovin?”
“Yeah… mhmm..”
“Ok. What’s your first name?”
“What?”
“Your first name.”
“My first name? Technically I don’t have a first name…so don’t worry about my first name.”
“But we’re the Police?”
Now it’s super bad chicks givin’ me McLovin
Can I get a zoom in on usher’s face in the first picture

Only someone old enough to drink would attempt this
Nice!

once the guy obviously didn’t get the joke you should have stopped wasting his time. Those ushers are trying to make volume sales, not entertain your lame pranks
This definitely happened and it definitely should be posted here.
I know this is a joke, but back in 2012 I took one of my friends from college to a dodger game. She was from Alaska and when we went to get snacks and beers the worker at dodger stadium didn’t know Alaska was a state, and thought her ID wasn’t an official doc and she needed to show her passport. It made for an interesting 5 minute geography and civics lesson but it wasn’t a total loss, cuz I caught a foul ball at the game haha everybody won!
Bro really has his own first name tattooed on his neck
Legend
I know plenty of people with just 1 name. It’s not weird

He is not Chapman

I remember showing my Canadian/Albertan ID at the Anime Expo in LA for an 18+ event and getting scrutinized over it because the volunteer had never heard of Alberta. 😭
If I’m a vendor and someone pulled this out, I’m letting him have one. And it’s on me. He’s earned it for the gusto.

Why the fuck would it be between that and Mohammad?!
That came with the unrated DVD I think. It was lenticular so it had a shimmery effect when you wiggled it. I had one, I used it at a restaurant where the waitress gave it a slightly odd glance and then “whatever’d” me and still served me. I was over 21 so it didn’t matter but we got a good laugh.
I heard they added more hopssssssssss…..